Evil-Smelling-Bugger, greatest camel mathematician of all time (and thus probably no longer alive, since You Bastard now holds the title?) (mentioned).Ptorne, farmer with dispute against his landlord Prince Imtebos.Rhumusphut and Ktoffle, disputing farmers.Teg, the Horse-Headed God of Agriculture.Fhez, Crocodile-Headed God of the Lower Djel.Tzut, Snake-Headed God of the Upper Djel.Hat, the Vulture-Headed God of Unexpected Guests.Scrab, Pusher of the Ball of the Sun, a dung beetle.Yay, who has lost his toenails (or perhaps his hot-air paint stripper).King Kheneth XIV (note resemblance to English name 'Kenneth').Glwenda, garlic farmer's daughter that Gern is pursuing.Mrs Collar, Teppic's bedder in sixth form.Jahmet, servant who discovers King Teppicymon's body.

Dr Cruces, head tutor of the Assassins' Guild.Antiphon, greatest comic play writer in the world, a parody of Aristophanes - 'Antiphon' is loosely translatable as 'jarring'.Iesope, greatest fable teller in the world, parodying Aesop.Copolymer, greatest storyteller in the history of the world.Ibid, a philosopher, perhaps repetitive.You Bastard, camel, disc's greatest mathematician.Dil, the embalmer (puns on 'dill pickle', since 'pickle' is slang for 'embalm').King Pteppicymon XXVII, Teppic's father and king of Djelibeybi.īook I: The Book of Going Forth Book II: The Book of the Dead Book III: The Book of the New Son Book IV: The Book of 101 Things A Boy Can Do Major Characters He inherited the throne of the desert kingdom of Djelibeybi rather earlier than he expected (his father wasn't too happy about it either), but that was only the beginning of his problems.

Being trained by the Assassins' Guild in Ankh-Morpork did not fit Teppic for the task assigned to him by fate.

Pyramids by terry pratchett